Message from @Nevis

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2019-08-23 02:38:53 UTC  

Mayas, Incans, Aztecs
Idk which one

2019-08-23 02:38:57 UTC  

Okay

2019-08-23 02:38:59 UTC  

Probably what he said

2019-08-23 02:39:18 UTC  

iirc the pyramids wheren't actually built by slaves...

2019-08-23 02:39:30 UTC  

basically just contracted farmers

2019-08-23 02:39:30 UTC  

Aztecs were the only ones to use slaves and lottery winning citizens as sacrifices

2019-08-23 02:39:35 UTC  

Because I remember hearing that this was a thing that happened also, and I was wondering if there were any particular tribes which did, or didn't do it.

2019-08-23 02:39:52 UTC  

The _winning_ ones were the sacrifices?

2019-08-23 02:39:54 UTC  

Overly complex. I work for a guy who, for whatever reason. wants a fuckton of money. I'm not overly interested in money I like playing vidya and reading books. I am pretty good at figuring out how to make things work better. The guy I work for figures making things work better will help him make fucktons of money. So long as we can come to an arrangement where he pays me enough for vidya, mortgage, bills, and books and otherwise does not screw with me doing things I like we can come to a compromise.

2019-08-23 02:40:05 UTC  

"Congratulations! You wont the lottery! ...the AZTEC lottery!"

2019-08-23 02:40:10 UTC  

They saw it as a great honor

2019-08-23 02:40:11 UTC  

I think a better analogy is drawing the short straw than winning the lottery

2019-08-23 02:40:44 UTC  

You got to be a celebrity and do peyote

2019-08-23 02:40:51 UTC  

Drawing the Epstein straw.

2019-08-23 02:40:54 UTC  

And have orgies

2019-08-23 02:41:16 UTC  

Technically, that's kind of what happened to him, isn't it? Except it was much less planned out to go that way.

2019-08-23 02:41:22 UTC  

And theoretically help stave off the apocalypse by thirsty sun god, yes

2019-08-23 02:41:28 UTC  

Like, the orgies and the life of luxury ending in getting "suicided"

2019-08-23 02:41:29 UTC  

Yup

2019-08-23 02:41:35 UTC  

Even so

2019-08-23 02:41:41 UTC  

Drawback: ded

2019-08-23 02:41:45 UTC  

Personally I like to think they just liked to get blasted

2019-08-23 02:41:46 UTC  

Pretty big drawback

2019-08-23 02:41:53 UTC  

I think whoever killed him is also trying to forestall the wrath of the thirsty sun god.

2019-08-23 02:42:03 UTC  

Killed who

2019-08-23 02:42:09 UTC  

Epstein

2019-08-23 02:42:45 UTC  

Hah
I think they are spilling plenty of blood for the sun god in the Middle East

2019-08-23 02:43:13 UTC  

Maybe not _deliberately_

2019-08-23 02:43:18 UTC  

Nah, that's for the volcano god

2019-08-23 02:43:23 UTC  

On behalf of the orchestrating-what

2019-08-23 02:43:40 UTC  

Pompeii 2 electric boogaloo

2019-08-23 02:43:44 UTC  

How many volcanoes are there even over there

2019-08-23 02:43:55 UTC  

I omly know of like

2019-08-23 02:44:00 UTC  

What, two?

2019-08-23 02:44:05 UTC  

i'm assuming my joke went over peoples' heads

2019-08-23 02:44:12 UTC  

Apparently

2019-08-23 02:44:26 UTC  

It's a meme that the Jews worship a volcano god

2019-08-23 02:44:34 UTC  

Volcano
What

2019-08-23 02:44:45 UTC  

No, they worship Saturn