Especially to a totally alone England

Portugal conquered its side of Iberia with a FRACTION of the population 300 years earlier then Spain

>Portugal also lost to some tiny Indian nations

Iberians arent white

I want to live a chunk of my life in Czeckia

Best country

The entire Iberian Peninsula is shit

End of

That is true.

Hey --- new seasons of Good Place

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck you mean the ones backed by both the Ottomans and the Mughals

God is real

Cz are germanised slavs, and by that I mean the best of both worlds

My dick is white but my asshole is brown

@SideTracker Nope. The Sinhalese.

Big think

My asshole is pink

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck yeah because the Dutch fucked with us

>how do you lose to the Dutch fucking with you

<:WaitWhatArmy:590858815189024778>

>portugal be like last colonial nation


Commonwealth and usa be like

??? Whats a porch u gaul?

I guess my asshole being pink automatically makes it feminist

Tfw your asshole hates your own dick

feminist asshole

Tfw Anubis is a boomer

*Laughs in Brunei*

Oh cmon, as if you are not a boomer, Jack

I ain't

Being a boomer is not a crime

Jack is 13

It should be

I ain't 13

Boomer =/= boomer

That was a wicked Mikey lie

That's what all 13 y/o kids say

Sorry, 13 1/2

It's only bad when you are being a malicious boomer (even if your intentions are pure and benevolent)

So all boomers

@ᛋᛉKLOᚢ Portugal actually directly owned its colonies while the Commonwealth is an Association of Former Colonies...Puerto Rico might as well be a state so nobody cares
In any case you could argue Hong Kong and the Brits but it would still leave Portugal as the second last colonial empire