Nobody. Literally nobody can pull of this "Side short - center long" look

whoever did that to him needs a public hanging tbh

@Goodwood of Dank™ Geez Dank, that looks pretty NSFW

It always looks like utter shit

This is Future Jack

probably

https://tenor.com/94H6.gif

except I'll probably have salt and pepper hair

@Goodwood of Dank™ Nah, just another demonstration that the mods are full of shit :):

dad's approaching 49 and his greying seems to have ceased at a mix

but that'll be 60s you

This however is Future Trot

whiteys with dreadlocks as well just look so odd

WTF is this?

you can see the Gayness exuding off of him

What's da mattah Jack? You dun loik da rastah whites?

@Goodwood of Dank™ lel

whiteys with dreads... such cringe

They wanna be nigga. That ain't the way

https://media1.tenor.com/images/e3e64ec22ab9cb83fb2419e68472f0f0/tenor.gif?itemid=12576406

*de way

My name is Eric, I'm middle class, and I'm a feminist vegan

da wae

fat bitch does something right

Correct

Definitely a feminist vegan

Beards are for faggots

@NinjaQuick You're a faggot

meanwhile that dude would get punched in the street for cultural appropriation if he showed up to a rally where antifa is present

He's a student in his 26th semester

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it's literally just hair so disgusting it's clumped up lmao

they cant wash it either

How do you maintain dreadlocks? Please don't say by "Not washing"

exactly that

as in to wash ur hair with deads you have to take them down

Basic hygiene. Do you speak it?!

so they dont lol