Message from @juts kill nme

Discord ID: 621513053762224139


2019-09-12 01:08:32 UTC  

theres no meat in that icecream

2019-09-12 01:08:33 UTC  

my laptop is on bricks

2019-09-12 01:08:35 UTC  

sacrilege!

2019-09-12 01:08:38 UTC  

That how nerds pick up traps now

2019-09-12 01:08:44 UTC  

mince pies arent meat pies

2019-09-12 01:08:46 UTC  

"DM me your specs" <:LUL:593890055744127040>

2019-09-12 01:08:48 UTC  

mans gotta get some trap milk @Storin

2019-09-12 01:08:55 UTC  

<a:Cumpilation:597951696173531176>

2019-09-12 01:08:57 UTC  

mince pies are fruit

2019-09-12 01:09:23 UTC  

If your mince pies are fruit you made them wrong, it should contain no less than 1/3 alcohol/spirit

2019-09-12 01:09:27 UTC  

stop mincing around faggot and put some meat in it

2019-09-12 01:09:29 UTC  

spirit is preferable

2019-09-12 01:09:37 UTC  

it often contains brandy

2019-09-12 01:09:47 UTC  

as do my mums christmas cake

2019-09-12 01:09:56 UTC  

Brandy <:Disgusting:535033619236913154>

2019-09-12 01:10:22 UTC  

and her trifle has a layer of swissroll soaked in fucking cointreau

2019-09-12 01:10:33 UTC  

a whole bottle of cointreau

2019-09-12 01:10:48 UTC  

and cherry juice

2019-09-12 01:10:51 UTC  

piss heads tbh

2019-09-12 01:10:53 UTC  

the lot of you

2019-09-12 01:10:59 UTC  

thats sounds fishy

2019-09-12 01:11:13 UTC  

was is a euphemism for sex with ur mum?

2019-09-12 01:11:14 UTC  

nah mums trifle is the best

2019-09-12 01:11:28 UTC  

no... trifle is a dessert

2019-09-12 01:11:32 UTC  

you donkey

2019-09-12 01:11:49 UTC  

you like mums cherry juice?

2019-09-12 01:11:51 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-09-12 01:12:44 UTC  

you are even more fucked in the head than me if you think that was a euphrmism for sex

2019-09-12 01:13:37 UTC  

dont lie .. your mum is such an alco its cumming out here pores

2019-09-12 01:14:07 UTC  

i should know

2019-09-12 01:14:09 UTC  

no... shes not. im talking about christmas desserts you pillock

2019-09-12 01:14:13 UTC  

one taste and i was hammered

2019-09-12 01:15:04 UTC  

anyway im off to bed cos fuck life

2019-09-12 01:15:53 UTC  

Whoa an MMD model

2019-09-12 01:20:14 UTC  

I'm going as well, those drinks fucked me

2019-09-12 01:20:36 UTC  

Of the sauces. Soy sauce is so beta its unbelievable

2019-09-12 01:20:48 UTC  

when mikuchan falls asleep im getting some of his mums sweet sweet contreau soaked swiss roll and cherry juice

2019-09-12 01:21:04 UTC  

Tomato chad sauce is viscous and strong. Soy just falls out the bottle cowering in fear

2019-09-12 01:21:19 UTC  

Its so runny i wouldn't consider it a sauce

2019-09-12 01:21:36 UTC  

Its more soy essence