meh, My characters have mostly been memes played straight

so I do care a lot about numbers

but it is moslty about doing one or tewo things stupidly well

I once played an owl rogue (don;t ask) who had 32 move silently at lv 3

do they have, like... a semi-serious personality and backstory?

I couldn;t flank enemies....

oh yeah

bluegrass is in my fallut equestria campaign

that's the sniper

...does anything in your life not revolve around my little pony? 🤔

I wuld say masturbation

but we know that is a lie

oh!

wine

my god

wine does not revolve around ponies

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Hans, get the zyklon

what

it;s my job

I drink proffessionally

the drinking isn't what i'm reacting to

it's more the whole masturbating to childrens' cartoons thing

are you actually a wine tester or was that a joke

I sell it

but that involves a lot of "product knowledge"

and my certs take a lot of tasting

did a fun workshop on argentinian cabs today

Anyway, got distracted...

is it your own 'brew' or do you work for a company?

I work for a fasceless corp

but this is all personal proffesional development

tons of trade tastings

i see

that's pretty cool

My point was that if it's reality is that sort of simulation.. some aspect of us chose it knowing all the stupid shit that was possible for the character to encounter for some reason.

What should I do if a girl is taking like 10 minutes to reply every time?

most countries have a government board dedicated to selling their wine internationally