I wuld say masturbation

but we know that is a lie

oh!

wine

my god

wine does not revolve around ponies

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Hans, get the zyklon

what

it;s my job

I drink proffessionally

the drinking isn't what i'm reacting to

it's more the whole masturbating to childrens' cartoons thing

are you actually a wine tester or was that a joke

I sell it

but that involves a lot of "product knowledge"

and my certs take a lot of tasting

did a fun workshop on argentinian cabs today

Anyway, got distracted...

is it your own 'brew' or do you work for a company?

I work for a fasceless corp

but this is all personal proffesional development

tons of trade tastings

i see

that's pretty cool

My point was that if it's reality is that sort of simulation.. some aspect of us chose it knowing all the stupid shit that was possible for the character to encounter for some reason.

What should I do if a girl is taking like 10 minutes to reply every time?

most countries have a government board dedicated to selling their wine internationally

so they put out a ton of industry tastings

wine is one of those things i want to get to know more about but never really put my mind to learning about. probably because i dont have the money to buy a bunch of different wines

@A Drunk Changeling Don't you spit out the wine right after you taste it?

@ur mom college hae sex with her mother

@Goodwood of Dank™ I'd be wasted half way thorugh that flights

>.>

Kek.

Like I'm sometimes. <.<

@Laucivol i mean i imagine on some spiritual level, if you're a religious type, you have to believe that your soul chose to live this life, yes

lol

I have two souls. They're on my feet.