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if you are single, goto a wedding and dont' get laid? kill yourself

you suck at life

just go to a wedding?

any wedding?

pshh wedding trim is thotbait

thanks for the advice bro nigga

I once went to a wedding where the first two friends got married and the first time me and the groom met the bride, i slept with the bride. she told all the bridesmades

was like shooting ducks in a barrel with a stick of dynamite

allways put your faith in the first whamen you meet

lol

very good plan

can you speak english?

sounds like u and the bride are sluts

yes, yes we were

or, more realistically: u made this up

bride gets a lot more negative karma tho

^^

so were her friends

godman is like 90 yrs old or something so hes had more time to do shit

nah,i couldn't beleive the bridemaids were like, "So.. that could have been you.."

idk 20 yrs ago id call fake and gay, but the world is so fucking degenerate now

groom probably watched

who the hell does that?

lol

The world is pretty vile now

nah, this was in '08

1908

1408

mananimal is a vampire i fucking new it

https://tenor.com/ZprL.gif

It's so centralized

Especially in cities

oh I missed that.... https://twitter.com/business/status/1172152098466750481?s=20

godman's dimentia is playing up again, he's confusing a porno he watched with his real life

if you say so...

my god

a vampire with dimentia

sounds pretty fuckin fun to me