can you tie your shoes ?

@Unity.Nat I'm not face-tattooed so

Yes I can

Can you tie a noose though?

Dont do it often but I can @juts kill nme

i can tie a noose but not a tie

Hired

Get some class

it seems theres a solution to my problem

Learn to tie a bow tie

bow ties are kinda gay

lol; bow ties are for weddings

cross the tie, go round, round half, up and over the back and through

Tell that to Tucker

if you are married, she dictates what you wear

unless u r chad

*wears Panzergrenadier uniform to wedding*

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if you are single, goto a wedding and dont' get laid? kill yourself

you suck at life

just go to a wedding?

any wedding?

pshh wedding trim is thotbait

thanks for the advice bro nigga

I once went to a wedding where the first two friends got married and the first time me and the groom met the bride, i slept with the bride. she told all the bridesmades

was like shooting ducks in a barrel with a stick of dynamite

allways put your faith in the first whamen you meet

lol

very good plan

can you speak english?

sounds like u and the bride are sluts

yes, yes we were

or, more realistically: u made this up

bride gets a lot more negative karma tho

^^

so were her friends

godman is like 90 yrs old or something so hes had more time to do shit

nah,i couldn't beleive the bridemaids were like, "So.. that could have been you.."

idk 20 yrs ago id call fake and gay, but the world is so fucking degenerate now