"go get that red thing on the right above below"

And the thing is not even where she meant it be

I have made sure we have absolutely no taboo or untouchable subjects in my house.

Oh and it was not red either

Any question can be asked with as honest an answer as possible.

It has unfortunately made my children grow up faster then their friends but it is worthwhile overall I believe.

@Thereth im assuming thats 'we can discuss anything' but doesnt mean you will get a positive response

Of course. However I have always told the kids if they can give me a legitimate, logical reason for a negative action I will not punish them.

'dad im thinking about doing nude modeling online' == *cancel isp and phone contracts*

No. I would enquire why.

getting paid while doing jack shit sounds pretty good

And inform her she would only get the business of the chubby chasers

😂😂

savage

What? She is round. It’s no secret.

Not my cup of tea, but there are clients out there for that sorta 'figure;

It’s not like she doesn’t know

I'm sure, just sayin

The eldest is also growing into a nicely indoctrinated anti feminist

Which is goooood

@Thereth - i imagine once they cant see their toes they generally stop looking down or owning mirrors... so they dont even know how round they are :p i also imagine they think of themselves as 'thin person in a fat body'

atleast some of them, not all

Well she isn’t that big. Think a seal instead of a whale 😂

oh well get her a bike or some shit, that'll go away in a handful of years

@Thereth i have a trick for fixing that with my gf's... im willing 2 date fat chicks... but the rule is 'no sex till you can catch me' and i run... by the time they can catch me they arent fat anymore 🙂

It is mostly “baby fat” she is only 11. She has slimmed out over the last year already. Playing hockey has helped significantly with that

that's a kid

y e p

https://tenor.com/view/juju-fbi-tom-gif-15029404

Dude. Daughter......

do you think i was refering to his daughter? i was talking about in general, and i dont date anyone under 25

~~[pluck banjo]~~

Yee haw

😂

@nim.bm I can concur with that age bracket to. Anyone younger doesn’t seem.....ready?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85mDyWCgHy0

There is something appealing about a woman who knows how to fuck, can cook up a storm and do her taxes. Without a single “like whatever” in the whole mix

nah, fuck that, I'll cook

its cuz im 35, im more for over 30's but 25 is lowest im even willing 2 go, if i was willing 2 go lower i would have by now cuz i have had ton of 18-21 year olds go uber flirty with me in the last 5 years... but they dont want the same thing i want in this... plus i dont wanna be no sugar daddy

Ha. I just find it hard to look at a young woman that way when I know she is closer to my kids age then mine.

ya