It has unfortunately made my children grow up faster then their friends but it is worthwhile overall I believe.

@Thereth im assuming thats 'we can discuss anything' but doesnt mean you will get a positive response

Of course. However I have always told the kids if they can give me a legitimate, logical reason for a negative action I will not punish them.

'dad im thinking about doing nude modeling online' == *cancel isp and phone contracts*

No. I would enquire why.

getting paid while doing jack shit sounds pretty good

And inform her she would only get the business of the chubby chasers

😂😂

savage

What? She is round. It’s no secret.

Not my cup of tea, but there are clients out there for that sorta 'figure;

It’s not like she doesn’t know

I'm sure, just sayin

The eldest is also growing into a nicely indoctrinated anti feminist

Which is goooood

@Thereth - i imagine once they cant see their toes they generally stop looking down or owning mirrors... so they dont even know how round they are :p i also imagine they think of themselves as 'thin person in a fat body'

atleast some of them, not all

Well she isn’t that big. Think a seal instead of a whale 😂

oh well get her a bike or some shit, that'll go away in a handful of years

@Thereth i have a trick for fixing that with my gf's... im willing 2 date fat chicks... but the rule is 'no sex till you can catch me' and i run... by the time they can catch me they arent fat anymore 🙂

It is mostly “baby fat” she is only 11. She has slimmed out over the last year already. Playing hockey has helped significantly with that

that's a kid

y e p

https://tenor.com/view/juju-fbi-tom-gif-15029404

Dude. Daughter......

do you think i was refering to his daughter? i was talking about in general, and i dont date anyone under 25

~~[pluck banjo]~~

Yee haw

😂

@nim.bm I can concur with that age bracket to. Anyone younger doesn’t seem.....ready?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85mDyWCgHy0

There is something appealing about a woman who knows how to fuck, can cook up a storm and do her taxes. Without a single “like whatever” in the whole mix

nah, fuck that, I'll cook

its cuz im 35, im more for over 30's but 25 is lowest im even willing 2 go, if i was willing 2 go lower i would have by now cuz i have had ton of 18-21 year olds go uber flirty with me in the last 5 years... but they dont want the same thing i want in this... plus i dont wanna be no sugar daddy

Ha. I just find it hard to look at a young woman that way when I know she is closer to my kids age then mine.

ya

Oh your 18?? That’s adorable. Have a sleepover with my kid.

well being 24 and having never encountered this mythical experience of "being flirted at" 18 is just fine by me

btw strayaman while i agree fucks, cooks and taxes is an appealing skillset... i can do all 3 of those myself so if they are lacking i can fill in the blanks ;D

aslong as they have atleast 1 of those checkmarked as professional level skill ill be happy

Haha. Those are just a good combination to know when a female has graduated from “girl” to “woman”