Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 634767896282791937


2019-10-18 14:53:58 UTC  

pro-tip, use toys, they can be fun for everyone

2019-10-18 14:54:57 UTC  

guys bitching and moaning when their partner pull out a dildo or vibrator after they finish are lazy cunts

2019-10-18 14:55:55 UTC  

Actively research perhaps not. But 15 years together so we have a pretty good idea of what each other likes 🤷🏼‍♂️

2019-10-18 14:57:26 UTC  

Well of course practical experimentation will achieve better results >.>

2019-10-18 14:57:34 UTC  

Also the apparently rare ability to openly discuss things so that helps as well.

2019-10-18 14:57:51 UTC  

yeah, no shit, communicate, people

2019-10-18 14:58:26 UTC  

fucking bugs the shit out of me about adultery plot-points in modern media

2019-10-18 14:58:36 UTC  

literally everything could be solved by talking

2019-10-18 14:58:43 UTC  

You will be surprised how much people don’t. Couples together for years don’t know the first thing about each other.

2019-10-18 14:58:52 UTC  

or if not solved, help avoid a worse outcome

2019-10-18 14:59:15 UTC  

Woman is not a combination lock, you can just ask

2019-10-18 14:59:22 UTC  

@Thereth this i don't understand

2019-10-18 14:59:29 UTC  

how are they coupled if they don't talk

2019-10-18 14:59:38 UTC  

did grug just peg meg or what

2019-10-18 14:59:59 UTC  

though sometimes you will meet people like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634767638404530186/fiBgtib_d.jpg

2019-10-18 15:00:06 UTC  

okay if his name is grug, I must assume alcohol was involved

2019-10-18 15:00:11 UTC  

it bothers me that there are women who don't know how to talk either

2019-10-18 15:00:21 UTC  

like, as a person to another person

2019-10-18 15:00:35 UTC  

They get to a point where they live together and don’t learn anything else about each other. Over time we change as people and they don’t get to know the “new” person and wonder why their partner of 10 years is t exactly the same as they were when they first got together.

2019-10-18 15:00:38 UTC  

My mother was a master of not saying what she means

2019-10-18 15:00:59 UTC  

"go get that red thing on the right above below"

2019-10-18 15:01:12 UTC  

And the thing is not even where she meant it be

2019-10-18 15:01:19 UTC  

I have made sure we have absolutely no taboo or untouchable subjects in my house.

2019-10-18 15:01:54 UTC  

Oh and it was not red either

2019-10-18 15:02:03 UTC  

Any question can be asked with as honest an answer as possible.

2019-10-18 15:02:36 UTC  

It has unfortunately made my children grow up faster then their friends but it is worthwhile overall I believe.

2019-10-18 15:02:56 UTC  

@Thereth im assuming thats 'we can discuss anything' but doesnt mean you will get a positive response

2019-10-18 15:03:37 UTC  

Of course. However I have always told the kids if they can give me a legitimate, logical reason for a negative action I will not punish them.

2019-10-18 15:03:53 UTC  

'dad im thinking about doing nude modeling online' == *cancel isp and phone contracts*

2019-10-18 15:04:05 UTC  

No. I would enquire why.

2019-10-18 15:04:28 UTC  

getting paid while doing jack shit sounds pretty good

2019-10-18 15:04:33 UTC  

And inform her she would only get the business of the chubby chasers

2019-10-18 15:04:41 UTC  

😂😂

2019-10-18 15:04:46 UTC  

savage

2019-10-18 15:05:00 UTC  

What? She is round. It’s no secret.

2019-10-18 15:05:03 UTC  

Not my cup of tea, but there are clients out there for that sorta 'figure;

2019-10-18 15:05:08 UTC  

It’s not like she doesn’t know

2019-10-18 15:05:19 UTC  

I'm sure, just sayin

2019-10-18 15:06:02 UTC  

The eldest is also growing into a nicely indoctrinated anti feminist

2019-10-18 15:06:07 UTC  

Which is goooood

2019-10-18 15:06:13 UTC  

@Thereth - i imagine once they cant see their toes they generally stop looking down or owning mirrors... so they dont even know how round they are :p i also imagine they think of themselves as 'thin person in a fat body'