Which is goooood

@Thereth - i imagine once they cant see their toes they generally stop looking down or owning mirrors... so they dont even know how round they are :p i also imagine they think of themselves as 'thin person in a fat body'

atleast some of them, not all

Well she isn’t that big. Think a seal instead of a whale 😂

oh well get her a bike or some shit, that'll go away in a handful of years

@Thereth i have a trick for fixing that with my gf's... im willing 2 date fat chicks... but the rule is 'no sex till you can catch me' and i run... by the time they can catch me they arent fat anymore 🙂

It is mostly “baby fat” she is only 11. She has slimmed out over the last year already. Playing hockey has helped significantly with that

that's a kid

y e p

https://tenor.com/view/juju-fbi-tom-gif-15029404

Dude. Daughter......

do you think i was refering to his daughter? i was talking about in general, and i dont date anyone under 25

~~[pluck banjo]~~

Yee haw

😂

@nim.bm I can concur with that age bracket to. Anyone younger doesn’t seem.....ready?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85mDyWCgHy0

There is something appealing about a woman who knows how to fuck, can cook up a storm and do her taxes. Without a single “like whatever” in the whole mix

nah, fuck that, I'll cook

its cuz im 35, im more for over 30's but 25 is lowest im even willing 2 go, if i was willing 2 go lower i would have by now cuz i have had ton of 18-21 year olds go uber flirty with me in the last 5 years... but they dont want the same thing i want in this... plus i dont wanna be no sugar daddy

Ha. I just find it hard to look at a young woman that way when I know she is closer to my kids age then mine.

ya

Oh your 18?? That’s adorable. Have a sleepover with my kid.

well being 24 and having never encountered this mythical experience of "being flirted at" 18 is just fine by me

btw strayaman while i agree fucks, cooks and taxes is an appealing skillset... i can do all 3 of those myself so if they are lacking i can fill in the blanks ;D

aslong as they have atleast 1 of those checkmarked as professional level skill ill be happy

Haha. Those are just a good combination to know when a female has graduated from “girl” to “woman”

Strayaman i figured the main indicator is 'checking 1 man at a time'

Well I kinda figured that was such a given it wasn’t worth mentioning. Probably is nowadays though

girls take eggs from everywhere for their basket, women only get good eggs from 1 vender :p

@Jokerfaic usually happens as lame humor, unless you meet someone specifically wanting to speak with you
although if you've only encountered trash jokes, your senses might become trained to expect it to be a joke waiting to spring with you being caught in the punch-line

Well I schooled in Oregon, where, according to women in immediate and extended family, is home to the most immature females imaginable

Flirting is easy. I remember even as a young fella I didn’t have to many dramas, that was a long time ago though.

I would probably be garbage if I had to date now.

@Thereth dramas are pretty often nowadays, I don't feel as comfortable as you guys would feel going places alone

Oh I can go anywhere alone, just don't hold your breath on me breaking ice

Strayaman here is the difference i see between us and newer generations... we had 2 go out and do stuff... didnt have the internet as ingrained... if u wanted 2 date u went to the bars or church or friends of friends etc... now its tinder and facebook n shit... so they dont even meet face 2 face for getting 2 know eachother

a packless wolf is more likely to be ostracized and flung

Fair call. It was over 15 years ago since I last hit the town looking for a companion for the evening.

it's not a necessary bit, you **might** find someone, but not a guarantee in small areas

in "land-islands", you will encounter people willing to light the fireworks