i want both those things weirdly enough

Hitler did nothing wrong

buy thigh highs

Big true

durka durka

Oi fookin ‘ATE pooftahs

Luv Greggs

I fookin love Greggs so much

Dem fookin sossige rolls

I don't understand this, and I'm a translator.

Nobody understands northerners other than northerners

It’s their characteristic

okin sossige rolls are fookin ate' tho

wtf is a poofta

A gay

I fookin luv sossige rolls, an them steak bakes

Redxl embrace northern English culture

why? what do I get from it?

I absolutely hate gays but I love Greggs. I fucking love Greggs so much, Them fucking sausage rolls.

fokin ate pooftas

sossige rolls m'ate

It’s the biggest inside joke since kristalnaught

Translated by a Geordie

Oof

A geordie

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"Geordie" simplified for non-northeners

I’m with the Mancunians before I move again, they don’t speak normal English

They say “you reet” instead of you alright

Owen Jones is still attractive

i got told im a bad person, and then the same person says All Cops Are Bastards 🤔

Like where tf did that come from

Jack is a poofta

If someone says all cops are bastards, kick the living shit out of them, who they gonna tell?<:smugon:512048583806025739>

No shit

wut te bledin ells ye takin boot

FUCK THE COPS
COPS HELP IM BEING ATTACKED WITH WORDS

Jack why are u a fookin pooftah

Why not