>not free monster ultra red

when i arrived they still hadnt prepped it

@2K our fucking lecturer had fucking monster ultra red

when i came back it was all out of coffee

some fucks came before me

when you think about it bitcoin is just pre war money

When you think about it, cans of beans are the only real tangible currency.

And olives

No.

They're pretty much the only things on the planet that nobody would want to eat

Cans of beans might have an expiry date on them but they can last years upon years, more than any other canned thing.

Otoh, *beans* - eww

Most condensed soups have some sort of wheat, dairy, or whatever that will spoil it.

You know those soft, flushible asswipes? Those things are going to be like *gold* after a cataclysm

Fucking birds live inside my wall

🍑 📰

Fucking birds are invading my home

@Swedishmafia101 speciest bigot

Shut up, Birder-lover

Hey, you better watch it, buddy, or me and my wife's hatchling are going to come over there and...

Birds are like communists, and therefore must be destroyed.

Wrong chat, bud.

Apparently emus &/or ostriches have big dicks

No such thing for that dog retard

Thanks for sharing.

@Swedishmafia101 I harbor a similar sentiment towards bees. Bees must die.

If bees die, you die.

Busting out the Zyklon-Bee?

If bees don't die, they eat through my house and it falls on me, and then I die

So they die first, at least

I think that's a worthy sacrifice.

i only buy tinned food that has ringpulls

Why I’d your house made of sugar

modern problems require modern solutions

Actually, swedishmafia could send me some of his birds and I could use them to exterminate the bees. Foolproof plan!

Niggelf

nig elf?