Fucking birds are invading my home

@Swedishmafia101 speciest bigot

Shut up, Birder-lover

Hey, you better watch it, buddy, or me and my wife's hatchling are going to come over there and...

Birds are like communists, and therefore must be destroyed.

Wrong chat, bud.

Apparently emus &/or ostriches have big dicks

No such thing for that dog retard

Thanks for sharing.

@Swedishmafia101 I harbor a similar sentiment towards bees. Bees must die.

If bees die, you die.

Busting out the Zyklon-Bee?

If bees don't die, they eat through my house and it falls on me, and then I die

So they die first, at least

I think that's a worthy sacrifice.

i only buy tinned food that has ringpulls

Why I’d your house made of sugar

modern problems require modern solutions

Actually, swedishmafia could send me some of his birds and I could use them to exterminate the bees. Foolproof plan!

Niggelf

nig elf?

https://tenor.com/view/letter-gif-9063758

Niggelf? Wtf is that? A black elephant sneaks down the chimney, steals all your Christmas presents, knocks up your sister and runs away?

I think the politically correct term is "drow"

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@Xaverius from now on, "Niggelf" shall be an official term in my campaigns

*"Fane of the Niggelfs"*

*Niggelves

Nigels

*"In for a Nig'l, in for a doime"*

spades are too stupid to get an id

niggelf farage

I gave my membership card to my socialist roommate
Now it's OUR membership card

shiiiit

OUR VOTE

eating beans gives me windrush

SOOOO....YUUUUUZ NERUSHIMNIH, RESPUBLIK SVOBODNI....