Message from @tommy61157

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2019-09-04 05:42:12 UTC  

N word

2019-09-04 05:42:25 UTC  

Is that squidward's cousin?

2019-09-04 05:42:44 UTC  

its Guiseppe, the third mario brother

2019-09-04 05:42:52 UTC  

Squigga

2019-09-04 05:43:09 UTC  

1.21 squiggawatz?

2019-09-04 05:43:26 UTC  

its fredo mario

2019-09-04 05:44:01 UTC  

That would be crazy to swallow a whole squid

2019-09-04 05:44:15 UTC  

While youre swimming

2019-09-04 05:44:43 UTC  

pretty sure theres a dish in japan where you basically dip live squid in soy sauce and eat them alive

2019-09-04 05:44:56 UTC  

I thought that was octopus, and korea

2019-09-04 05:45:08 UTC  

pretty sure that's a retaliatory ceremony... not a dish

2019-09-04 05:45:30 UTC  

Like the annual beating of porpoises in Taiji Bay

2019-09-04 05:45:33 UTC  

?

2019-09-04 05:45:50 UTC  

***THICC***

2019-09-04 05:46:01 UTC  

based dolphinsmashers

2019-09-04 05:46:11 UTC  

Everyone thinks they're a big boi until an Onion shows up with a Storm Ruler

2019-09-04 05:46:24 UTC  

Based Onion bros

2019-09-04 05:46:38 UTC  

throwing balls of jesus at bad bois

2019-09-04 05:46:52 UTC  

If an onion cuts you, does it cry?

2019-09-04 05:47:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618683447665491968/bee.jpg

2019-09-04 05:47:14 UTC  

fuck I love that miracle, emit force, wasn't it?

2019-09-04 05:47:42 UTC  

Emit Force, yes

2019-09-04 05:47:57 UTC  

throwing big balls of jesus at things was my favorite part of dark souls

2019-09-04 05:48:08 UTC  

Ill emit force, upon a consenting woman.

2019-09-04 05:50:16 UTC  

This was such an absolutely epic boss cutscene, too. I envy the people who see this for the first time.
>enter the fog gate
>see massive giant on his throne
"aw shit, here we go again"
>hear chainmail clinking behind you
>turn around
>this absolute madman dressed like a freakin' onion who has been half napping through your entire journey strides in like a fucking BOSS
"Yhorm, old friend."
>can feel determination radiating off this fucker

2019-09-04 05:50:21 UTC  

I'll just stick to the tried and true strategy of emitting force when my enemies are on a _precariously dangerous edge_

2019-09-04 05:51:21 UTC  

"What would Jesus do?"
>Grin intently

2019-09-04 05:52:15 UTC  

I take it this is DS3?

2019-09-04 05:52:18 UTC  

Yes

2019-09-04 05:52:19 UTC  

Biggest Chad of dark souls

2019-09-04 05:52:27 UTC  

This is some soyboy latte shit

2019-09-04 05:52:29 UTC  

never got past the raven road

2019-09-04 05:52:41 UTC  

at least iirc

2019-09-04 05:52:47 UTC  

been a while

2019-09-04 05:52:50 UTC  

There are no chads in dark souls, only soy

2019-09-04 05:52:53 UTC  

Initially had trouble with the dragonslayer, but then I was good to go.

2019-09-04 05:53:02 UTC  

Ree.

2019-09-04 05:53:06 UTC  

git gud