Message from @Jokerfaic
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***THICC***
based dolphinsmashers
Everyone thinks they're a big boi until an Onion shows up with a Storm Ruler
Based Onion bros
throwing balls of jesus at bad bois
If an onion cuts you, does it cry?
fuck I love that miracle, emit force, wasn't it?
Emit Force, yes
throwing big balls of jesus at things was my favorite part of dark souls
Ill emit force, upon a consenting woman.
This was such an absolutely epic boss cutscene, too. I envy the people who see this for the first time.
>enter the fog gate
>see massive giant on his throne
"aw shit, here we go again"
>hear chainmail clinking behind you
>turn around
>this absolute madman dressed like a freakin' onion who has been half napping through your entire journey strides in like a fucking BOSS
"Yhorm, old friend."
>can feel determination radiating off this fucker
I'll just stick to the tried and true strategy of emitting force when my enemies are on a _precariously dangerous edge_
"What would Jesus do?"
>Grin intently
I take it this is DS3?
Yes
Biggest Chad of dark souls
This is some soyboy latte shit
at least iirc
been a while
There are no chads in dark souls, only soy
Initially had trouble with the dragonslayer, but then I was good to go.
Ree.
git gud
Already did
Is that some 40k fan art?
I cant tell, im low on soy
Could be, but honestly I can't tell what brand of chaos it would be. Has themes of Nurgle, Khorne, and Tzeentch
Sounds made up
Im the bollocks police and im going to have to take you all in
Sure, cage my prey for me
You must be the ringleader.
Nope, just a huge fucking degenerate, sir.
Yet you are resisting decomposition.
Nope, just high functioning, sir.
Is dirt spelled like "durt" or "dert"?
Dunno, ask Gork. He's the one who would know.