Message from @cachalot
Discord ID: 618683034513702925
he has big penis
but having big penis
iss big responsibility
With great spam comes great responsibility
they'll take everything seriously that shouldn't be, and joke about shit that they'd best learn to take seriously
It is instrumental for the steel of future generations that they master how to properly layer irony
4chan will become supreme court
Discord will congress
The president will be some loli
N word
Is that squidward's cousin?
its Guiseppe, the third mario brother
Squigga
1.21 squiggawatz?
its fredo mario
That would be crazy to swallow a whole squid
While youre swimming
pretty sure theres a dish in japan where you basically dip live squid in soy sauce and eat them alive
I thought that was octopus, and korea
pretty sure that's a retaliatory ceremony... not a dish
?
***THICC***
based dolphinsmashers
Everyone thinks they're a big boi until an Onion shows up with a Storm Ruler
Based Onion bros
throwing balls of jesus at bad bois
If an onion cuts you, does it cry?
fuck I love that miracle, emit force, wasn't it?
Emit Force, yes
throwing big balls of jesus at things was my favorite part of dark souls
Ill emit force, upon a consenting woman.
This was such an absolutely epic boss cutscene, too. I envy the people who see this for the first time.
>enter the fog gate
>see massive giant on his throne
"aw shit, here we go again"
>hear chainmail clinking behind you
>turn around
>this absolute madman dressed like a freakin' onion who has been half napping through your entire journey strides in like a fucking BOSS
"Yhorm, old friend."
>can feel determination radiating off this fucker
I'll just stick to the tried and true strategy of emitting force when my enemies are on a _precariously dangerous edge_
"What would Jesus do?"
>Grin intently
I take it this is DS3?
Yes