throwing balls of jesus at bad bois

If an onion cuts you, does it cry?

fuck I love that miracle, emit force, wasn't it?

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/856102610097798228/3ACACC6249C7CCFF171D33EA91329C07E8437892/?imw=1024&imh=576&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true

Emit Force, yes

throwing big balls of jesus at things was my favorite part of dark souls

Ill emit force, upon a consenting woman.

This was such an absolutely epic boss cutscene, too. I envy the people who see this for the first time.
>enter the fog gate
>see massive giant on his throne
"aw shit, here we go again"
>hear chainmail clinking behind you
>turn around
>this absolute madman dressed like a freakin' onion who has been half napping through your entire journey strides in like a fucking BOSS
"Yhorm, old friend."
>can feel determination radiating off this fucker

I'll just stick to the tried and true strategy of emitting force when my enemies are on a _precariously dangerous edge_

"What would Jesus do?"
>Grin intently

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I take it this is DS3?

Yes

Biggest Chad of dark souls

This is some soyboy latte shit

never got past the raven road

at least iirc

been a while

There are no chads in dark souls, only soy

Initially had trouble with the dragonslayer, but then I was good to go.

Ree.

git gud

Already did

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/914666733281582144/9B897FDA1BD321529A19AE1179C26F5BEA70E5BA/

Is that some 40k fan art?

I cant tell, im low on soy

Could be, but honestly I can't tell what brand of chaos it would be. Has themes of Nurgle, Khorne, and Tzeentch

Sounds made up

Im the bollocks police and im going to have to take you all in

Sure, cage my prey for me

You must be the ringleader.

Nope, just a huge fucking degenerate, sir.

Yet you are resisting decomposition.

Nope, just high functioning, sir.

Is dirt spelled like "durt" or "dert"?

Dunno, ask Gork. He's the one who would know.

Mork would get it wrong.

You're making me do this.

Once again, sir. Degenerate.

I gtg. Poop is coming.