Been there tried that

>> after a marylin manson's video

Ive got to get ready in 5hours and i dont think ill get any sleep

FUN TIMES

Marylin Manson made me try to orally rape myself

but yeah, unless you're a fucking **bendy boi** and have been doing stretches and shit, dont

I need to meetoo that singer!

it wont feel good afterward

you might also break your neck and kill over and die

nah

neck felt fine

Sorry

i meant the spine

there you go

Imagine your spine or muscles just being stuck in that pose to the point of ER call

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thats why you practice bendy nigger hours

I am not flexible (just saying)

just do some stretches and exercises and make sure you reach that point of flexibility

otherwise its gonna fucking suck

https://giphy.com/gifs/sjT0aiK8yWmMU

In Russia paramedics dropped a woman down the stairs because they could not contain their laughter after her own hand got stuck in her butt

Truly Russia is a forward thinking country

Woman won that lawsuit, but the strory is still funny as shit

how the fuck

does your hand get stuck in your butt

**dont you have to stretch it to fit it in there anyway**

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1458007704524857&id=100009469255319&_rdr

*shrugs*

First time fisting? muscle cramps? hand went into an angle where she just armlocked herself with her own anus?

ive gotta guess its an angle thing

I don't know, but there is a medical and legal record of that

i mean, if you put your hand in there........

theres gotta be a wide enough hole

my other guess

is that she might have had it in there for **a while**

Remember to take

and the wrist was at the sphincter