Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 618951658633822233


2019-09-04 23:30:07 UTC  

I could rape myself, technically

2019-09-04 23:30:13 UTC  

It does reach

2019-09-04 23:30:18 UTC  

Do it you fucking pussy

2019-09-04 23:30:33 UTC  

@Mavalance anglo-american alliance

2019-09-04 23:30:34 UTC  

But having it stiff and pointed backwards is an impossibility

2019-09-04 23:30:43 UTC  

union** not alliance

2019-09-04 23:30:49 UTC  

For that the dick needs to be broken or something

2019-09-04 23:31:07 UTC  

Australia is anglo?

2019-09-04 23:31:10 UTC  

@Uksio just do some yoga

2019-09-04 23:31:14 UTC  

and rape your own mouth

2019-09-04 23:31:26 UTC  

You sound like youve done it before

2019-09-04 23:31:26 UTC  

Ah the autofellatio

2019-09-04 23:31:29 UTC  
2019-09-04 23:31:43 UTC  

My ribs prevent full reach

2019-09-04 23:31:45 UTC  

yeah, but it hurt my back like a bitch because i wasnt used to bending around

2019-09-04 23:31:48 UTC  

no bueno

2019-09-04 23:31:56 UTC  

Been there tried that

2019-09-04 23:32:11 UTC  

>> after a marylin manson's video

2019-09-04 23:32:15 UTC  

Ive got to get ready in 5hours and i dont think ill get any sleep

2019-09-04 23:32:21 UTC  

FUN TIMES

2019-09-04 23:32:54 UTC  

Marylin Manson made me try to orally rape myself

2019-09-04 23:32:55 UTC  

but yeah, unless you're a fucking **bendy boi** and have been doing stretches and shit, dont

2019-09-04 23:33:02 UTC  

I need to meetoo that singer!

2019-09-04 23:33:07 UTC  

it wont feel good afterward

2019-09-04 23:33:19 UTC  

you might also break your neck and kill over and die

2019-09-04 23:33:23 UTC  

nah

2019-09-04 23:33:28 UTC  

neck felt fine

2019-09-04 23:33:34 UTC  

Sorry

2019-09-04 23:33:40 UTC  

i meant the spine

2019-09-04 23:33:44 UTC  

there you go

2019-09-04 23:33:50 UTC  

Imagine your spine or muscles just being stuck in that pose to the point of ER call

2019-09-04 23:33:50 UTC  

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2019-09-04 23:33:51 UTC  

thats why you practice bendy nigger hours

2019-09-04 23:34:13 UTC  

I am not flexible (just saying)

2019-09-04 23:34:22 UTC  

just do some stretches and exercises and make sure you reach that point of flexibility

2019-09-04 23:34:33 UTC  

otherwise its gonna fucking suck

2019-09-04 23:34:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618952135912194068/flat_round.jpg

2019-09-04 23:35:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618952231386873867/psy7chi_dankula.png

2019-09-04 23:35:21 UTC  

In Russia paramedics dropped a woman down the stairs because they could not contain their laughter after her own hand got stuck in her butt

2019-09-04 23:35:41 UTC  

Truly Russia is a forward thinking country