I could rape myself, technically

It does reach

Do it you fucking pussy

@Mavalance anglo-american alliance

But having it stiff and pointed backwards is an impossibility

union** not alliance

For that the dick needs to be broken or something

Australia is anglo?

@Uksio just do some yoga

and rape your own mouth

You sound like youve done it before

Ah the autofellatio

@Spooky Melon

My ribs prevent full reach

yeah, but it hurt my back like a bitch because i wasnt used to bending around

no bueno

Been there tried that

>> after a marylin manson's video

Ive got to get ready in 5hours and i dont think ill get any sleep

FUN TIMES

Marylin Manson made me try to orally rape myself

but yeah, unless you're a fucking **bendy boi** and have been doing stretches and shit, dont

I need to meetoo that singer!

it wont feel good afterward

you might also break your neck and kill over and die

nah

neck felt fine

Sorry

i meant the spine

there you go

Imagine your spine or muscles just being stuck in that pose to the point of ER call

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thats why you practice bendy nigger hours

I am not flexible (just saying)

just do some stretches and exercises and make sure you reach that point of flexibility

otherwise its gonna fucking suck

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