Message from @Uksio
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I could rape myself, technically
It does reach
Do it you fucking pussy
@Mavalance anglo-american alliance
But having it stiff and pointed backwards is an impossibility
union** not alliance
For that the dick needs to be broken or something
Australia is anglo?
@Uksio just do some yoga
and rape your own mouth
You sound like youve done it before
Ah the autofellatio
My ribs prevent full reach
yeah, but it hurt my back like a bitch because i wasnt used to bending around
no bueno
Been there tried that
>> after a marylin manson's video
Ive got to get ready in 5hours and i dont think ill get any sleep
FUN TIMES
but yeah, unless you're a fucking **bendy boi** and have been doing stretches and shit, dont
I need to meetoo that singer!
it wont feel good afterward
you might also break your neck and kill over and die
nah
neck felt fine
Sorry
i meant the spine
there you go
Imagine your spine or muscles just being stuck in that pose to the point of ER call
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thats why you practice bendy nigger hours
I am not flexible (just saying)
just do some stretches and exercises and make sure you reach that point of flexibility
otherwise its gonna fucking suck
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