Message from @Christmas Merlin

Discord ID: 618952518067683338


2019-09-04 23:33:19 UTC  

you might also break your neck and kill over and die

2019-09-04 23:33:23 UTC  

nah

2019-09-04 23:33:28 UTC  

neck felt fine

2019-09-04 23:33:34 UTC  

Sorry

2019-09-04 23:33:40 UTC  

i meant the spine

2019-09-04 23:33:44 UTC  

there you go

2019-09-04 23:33:50 UTC  

Imagine your spine or muscles just being stuck in that pose to the point of ER call

2019-09-04 23:33:50 UTC  

<:Nice:595347902155718666>

2019-09-04 23:33:51 UTC  

thats why you practice bendy nigger hours

2019-09-04 23:34:13 UTC  

I am not flexible (just saying)

2019-09-04 23:34:22 UTC  

just do some stretches and exercises and make sure you reach that point of flexibility

2019-09-04 23:34:33 UTC  

otherwise its gonna fucking suck

2019-09-04 23:34:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618952135912194068/flat_round.jpg

2019-09-04 23:35:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618952231386873867/psy7chi_dankula.png

2019-09-04 23:35:21 UTC  

In Russia paramedics dropped a woman down the stairs because they could not contain their laughter after her own hand got stuck in her butt

2019-09-04 23:35:41 UTC  

Truly Russia is a forward thinking country

2019-09-04 23:35:43 UTC  

Woman won that lawsuit, but the strory is still funny as shit

2019-09-04 23:36:08 UTC  

how the fuck

2019-09-04 23:36:14 UTC  

does your hand get stuck in your butt

2019-09-04 23:36:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618952515173744640/space_egyptians.png

2019-09-04 23:36:25 UTC  

**dont you have to stretch it to fit it in there anyway**

2019-09-04 23:36:40 UTC  

*shrugs*

2019-09-04 23:36:59 UTC  

First time fisting? muscle cramps? hand went into an angle where she just armlocked herself with her own anus?

2019-09-04 23:37:10 UTC  

ive gotta guess its an angle thing

2019-09-04 23:37:15 UTC  

I don't know, but there is a medical and legal record of that

2019-09-04 23:37:19 UTC  

i mean, if you put your hand in there........

2019-09-04 23:37:27 UTC  

theres gotta be a wide enough hole

2019-09-04 23:37:29 UTC  

my other guess

2019-09-04 23:37:36 UTC  

is that she might have had it in there for **a while**

2019-09-04 23:37:41 UTC  

Remember to take

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618952857890062416/take_coke.webm

2019-09-04 23:37:41 UTC  

and the wrist was at the sphincter

2019-09-04 23:37:43 UTC  

so it closed up

2019-09-04 23:37:56 UTC  

>> hand fallen asleep while in the butt <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-09-04 23:38:09 UTC  

but then again

2019-09-04 23:38:12 UTC  

if that had happened

2019-09-04 23:38:19 UTC  

why not just stretch it out again with the other hand?

2019-09-04 23:38:31 UTC  

I dunno

2019-09-04 23:38:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618953102120452117/now_you_a_nigger.webm