Message from @Spooky Melon
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thats why you practice bendy nigger hours
I am not flexible (just saying)
just do some stretches and exercises and make sure you reach that point of flexibility
otherwise its gonna fucking suck
In Russia paramedics dropped a woman down the stairs because they could not contain their laughter after her own hand got stuck in her butt
Truly Russia is a forward thinking country
Woman won that lawsuit, but the strory is still funny as shit
how the fuck
does your hand get stuck in your butt
**dont you have to stretch it to fit it in there anyway**
*shrugs*
First time fisting? muscle cramps? hand went into an angle where she just armlocked herself with her own anus?
ive gotta guess its an angle thing
I don't know, but there is a medical and legal record of that
theres gotta be a wide enough hole
my other guess
is that she might have had it in there for **a while**
Remember to take
and the wrist was at the sphincter
so it closed up
>> hand fallen asleep while in the butt <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
but then again
if that had happened
why not just stretch it out again with the other hand?
I dunno
I only know the story from a perspective of a comedian that dug it up and made jokes about it
I can't contain my laughter though picturing two paramedics just bursting with laughter and dropping poor lady down the flight of stairs
honk honk
I mean I feel bad for her, but the situation is so absurd it is funny
God damit you beaned it