Message from @ur mom college
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wtf
Your urge will go toward mating instead of jerking
If you're not a cuck, you have enough nut juice for both
Since I did nofap I’m a proplayer
@Sylva I don’t
kek
git gud
“Hello, fellow human, I am interested in copulating with you. Also, I’ve been abstaining from masturbation, arousing isn’t it?”
Best. Pickup line. Ever.
I have less libido than the average male
Low T
Faggot
Save your hormones so your brain will try hard to mate
You will subconsciously flirt vro
nigger I don't need nofap to get pussy
<:milkshake:580828838066651146>
I mean, being serious for a sec, if you have less libido than average, then yeah not fapping is probably good for your sex drive.
But it's precisely because it's below average. Something that works for a statistical outlier shouldn't be prescribed for the average cluster.
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Statistics yo
I used to jerk off but one day I lost all my libido
lol
And I just stopped jerking
>you will subconsciously flirt
>implying you aren't so desperate that flirting is your default way of talking to women
And on a broader note, people tend to very easily go from shit like "you shouldn't fap" to "it's illegal to fap".
Let people do things.
It's illegal to have sex until you already have children. <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>
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ur mom is becoming gay
If she has a black child it's ok to fuck her, just don't get her pregnate
I’m going to make plenty of mixed babies
ew
Also also, on a personal note I draw porn for a living so if fapping becomes illegal I'm out of work. lol
wtf
I like this girl who is Mexican and Filipino
Basically double Mexican
Filipinos are Island Mexicans when you think about it
filipinos are asians who got sunburnt
“G’day, I’m *insert name*, ‘ow’re’ya’doin’?”
*Offer hand for shaking*
*Continue conversation*
*Dont be a fkn weirdo*
*Check phone*
“Bugger, I’ve gotta get out of here. But it’s been great chatting with you. Can I get your number, maybe we can meet up for a cuppa sometime?”
*Acquire digits*
*Resist urge to tell woman you haven’t masturbated for a month.*
*...really try hard...*
*Oh shit it’s not working*
“Hey, uhh, you know...”
*Oh god*
“For this last month...”
*Dont do it, son. Don’t fkn say it.*
“I’ve... I’ve...”
*Nooooo*
“...I’ve had a healthy amount of masturbation, neither too much nor too little. Just a fap a day. Nice and normal.”
*Whew. That was close.*
Mexicans are whites who got sunburnt
mexicans are shitty spainards
There’s distinct difference between white Mexicans and injun Mexicans