nofap helps you get a girlfriend

Niggers coordinate fucking bronycon orgies and shit

wtf

Your urge will go toward mating instead of jerking

If you're not a cuck, you have enough nut juice for both

Since I did nofap I’m a proplayer

@Sylva I don’t

kek

git gud

“Hello, fellow human, I am interested in copulating with you. Also, I’ve been abstaining from masturbation, arousing isn’t it?”

Best. Pickup line. Ever.

I have less libido than the average male

Low T

Faggot

@Scale_e lol

Save your hormones so your brain will try hard to mate

You will subconsciously flirt vro

nigger I don't need nofap to get pussy

<:milkshake:580828838066651146>

I mean, being serious for a sec, if you have less libido than average, then yeah not fapping is probably good for your sex drive.

But it's precisely because it's below average. Something that works for a statistical outlier shouldn't be prescribed for the average cluster.

^

Statistics yo

I used to jerk off but one day I lost all my libido

For some odd reason

lol

And I just stopped jerking

>you will subconsciously flirt
>implying you aren't so desperate that flirting is your default way of talking to women

And on a broader note, people tend to very easily go from shit like "you shouldn't fap" to "it's illegal to fap".
Let people do things.

It's illegal to have sex until you already have children. <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

^

ur mom is becoming gay

If she has a black child it's ok to fuck her, just don't get her pregnate

I’m going to make plenty of mixed babies

ew

Also also, on a personal note I draw porn for a living so if fapping becomes illegal I'm out of work. lol

wtf

I like this girl who is Mexican and Filipino

Basically double Mexican

Filipinos are Island Mexicans when you think about it

filipinos are asians who got sunburnt

“G’day, I’m *insert name*, ‘ow’re’ya’doin’?”
*Offer hand for shaking*
*Continue conversation*
*Dont be a fkn weirdo*
*Check phone*
“Bugger, I’ve gotta get out of here. But it’s been great chatting with you. Can I get your number, maybe we can meet up for a cuppa sometime?”
*Acquire digits*
*Resist urge to tell woman you haven’t masturbated for a month.*
*...really try hard...*
*Oh shit it’s not working*
“Hey, uhh, you know...”
*Oh god*
“For this last month...”
*Dont do it, son. Don’t fkn say it.*
“I’ve... I’ve...”
*Nooooo*
“...I’ve had a healthy amount of masturbation, neither too much nor too little. Just a fap a day. Nice and normal.”
*Whew. That was close.*

Mexicans are whites who got sunburnt