Message from @notaglobe

Discord ID: 649626743052828702


2019-11-28 14:34:56 UTC  

The south's water is much harder than up here

2019-11-28 14:35:18 UTC  

We have to descale our coffee machine like once a year

2019-11-28 14:35:34 UTC  

everytime I make a cuppa.. I gotta fill it with a little water... shake it up... pour out all the bits

2019-11-28 14:35:39 UTC  

Ew

2019-11-28 14:35:48 UTC  

Backwards people

2019-11-28 14:35:49 UTC  

🤢

2019-11-28 14:35:56 UTC  

Just get better water lmao

2019-11-28 14:35:59 UTC  

I got a descaler in right now

2019-11-28 14:36:04 UTC  

Get some NORF water.

2019-11-28 14:36:21 UTC  

Get scottish water

2019-11-28 14:36:29 UTC  

The norf is the South tbh

2019-11-28 14:36:38 UTC  

Ill take it straight from't tees

2019-11-28 14:42:50 UTC  

Another excellent result for him is Brexit happening.

2019-11-28 14:43:12 UTC  

This election is LITERALLY a win-win for Putin, because of the Russian influence in 2016.

2019-11-28 14:43:21 UTC  

||ez Hunter bait||

2019-11-28 14:43:31 UTC  

Unironically not though.

2019-11-28 14:48:46 UTC  

Tom Harwood the tory twink

2019-11-28 15:04:28 UTC  

give a fuck about scotland

2019-11-28 15:04:37 UTC  

give a fuck about nato as if we run it

2019-11-28 15:04:45 UTC  

nukes is an issue tho

2019-11-28 15:21:35 UTC  

NATO is gay

2019-11-28 15:25:18 UTC  

mmm nice clean kettle.. and coffee that now taste like descaler chemicals... this is the life

2019-11-28 15:25:53 UTC  

its the dystopian future we all dreamed of as kids in the late 80's / 90's

2019-11-28 15:31:52 UTC  

@wacka it's hard vs soft water probably why

2019-11-28 15:42:35 UTC  

shock

2019-11-28 15:43:33 UTC  

I'd do it, that's got to be the easiest job for the money

2019-11-28 15:45:20 UTC  

Lmao

2019-11-28 15:47:28 UTC  

The red cancer

2019-11-28 15:49:54 UTC  

The resemblance is uncanny.

2019-11-28 15:49:58 UTC  
2019-11-28 15:51:33 UTC  

Get her to define 'hate' in any way that can't be immediately harpooned with a factual answer

2019-11-28 15:51:51 UTC  

They rely on it being an I'll defined expression of emotion

2019-11-28 15:52:05 UTC  

Yeah, she's a baby Hitler.

2019-11-28 15:57:52 UTC  

geezas... I signed up to this starter-home government scheme thing like... maybe 4 or 5yrs ago... I just got the first ever email about it 😛

2019-11-28 15:58:26 UTC  

basically email just says - looks like its not happening, bye now

2019-11-28 15:59:49 UTC  

Latest libdem leaflet has swinson grinning like a witch clutching a baby. It's not a good photo.

2019-11-28 15:59:55 UTC  

We get them daily

2019-11-28 16:00:22 UTC  

She actually is clutching a baby, as if she's going to eat it