hey mikey, you ever been down south?

you know they put filters on kettles down here?

Sounds vile

if youre ever down... look inside someones kettle

You lot don't speak right either

the water is on a whole other level down here... I miss the water up norf

The south's water is much harder than up here

We have to descale our coffee machine like once a year

everytime I make a cuppa.. I gotta fill it with a little water... shake it up... pour out all the bits

Ew

Backwards people

🤢

Just get better water lmao

I got a descaler in right now

Get some NORF water.

Get scottish water

The norf is the South tbh

Ill take it straight from't tees

https://twitter.com/tomhfh/status/1200061628819165186

Another excellent result for him is Brexit happening.

This election is LITERALLY a win-win for Putin, because of the Russian influence in 2016.

||ez Hunter bait||

Unironically not though.

Tom Harwood the tory twink

give a fuck about scotland

give a fuck about nato as if we run it

nukes is an issue tho

NATO is gay

mmm nice clean kettle.. and coffee that now taste like descaler chemicals... this is the life

its the dystopian future we all dreamed of as kids in the late 80's / 90's

@wacka it's hard vs soft water probably why

https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/1200076435966308352

shock

I'd do it, that's got to be the easiest job for the money

https://twitter.com/notstelfc/status/1199824212397109248?s=20

Lmao

The red cancer

The resemblance is uncanny.

FUCK...RIGHT....OFF https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/1199901226961379328?s=20

Get her to define 'hate' in any way that can't be immediately harpooned with a factual answer

They rely on it being an I'll defined expression of emotion