Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 640999678313496586
That hairstyle tho
He has no hair and all the hair at the same time.
What happen, Bracc?
Holy shit <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
nah, Death Stranding looks solid
you can't really call it a "walking simulator" when the objective is to avoid dangers
that's like calling stealth games "walking simulators"
Supposedly, controlling sam in that game is like riding a bike
He'll be in constant danger of falling over which you'll have to manage
That sounds like shit
Like, Last Guardian levels of unfun
It seems to make traversing an open world more interesting than just pushing forward on a thumbstick or pressing w and pointing in a certain direction
Also part of maintaining balance is paying attention to what you're walking on because different terrain gives you better footing
Also you have to contend with getting attacked by BTs and getting your packages stolen
What the fuck kind of courier has the balance of a toddler
Apparently it's about trump and brexit
Oh no. Did he get woke?
Yes?
Ye kinda
He mentions Brexit and Trump getting the wall built
but aside from that
How and why
he mentions how there are people like us all around the world, and that we should empathize with others
When where what
What does... actually I have absolutely no idea what Death Stranding is even about.
TL;DR: The game's supposed to make us realize that there are others like us around the world, so we shouldn't really feel lonely
Ok so
Essentially, it's his ode to his fellow gamers
How does that relate to Trump and Brexit though
He just randomly mentions them as divisive topics
Ok
The game is basically him saying: "Hello fellow gamers. I am a lonely boi, and I know you guys are, too"
Wtf
What happened to Kojima
idfk
He must have taken a blackpill or something
Is he an ***InCeL***