Nah nothing like that

My auntie has tried to get me into John Lewis shit for years

Rank clothing honestly

She gave me an LV wallet

LV?

Louis Vuitton, her favourite brand

Oh

Eww

I've got a fancy wallet my auntie bought me

SpaceX's Starship Mk1 went kablooey about 10 minutes ago.

You know it's fancy because it's got gay patterns on the inside

Oh, it's a John Lewis one

Mine has the gay pattern on the outside <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

I just read the label

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d8l_0w2VKM>

Mine is brown leather

It reaches a point where it's pure vanity, and you're wearing extortionately-priced clothing just to fit in with a specific kind of people.

Have you seen what I wear?

Didn't think so

Silence, fag

Nigga you gay

Question is

*"Why are you gay?"*

That's rank, Jack

Nice purse

I fit in with the chinese now

Jack's ready for the take over

Nihao

I'm ready for the takeover

Fertilizer and PVC

I wear nothing branded

BasedBongBomber

cba to spend so much on stuff that'll just break in a few years

On the contrary though, I've got clothes from 6+ years ago that are on the 'middle class' tier that still keep going

My auntie got me a scarf for £50. It's a dark, muted green. I've never worn it.

She buys me all this shit to think I'll stop wearing band shirts and denim vests

Let's see

Nigga fuck off

Tell her to buy it for me instead

lmao