Every time I go a different country I take some dirt and put it in a jar to have a piece of that country with me. I got detained at customs coming back from Syria because the dirt ended up actually being child ashes

Im going back to sleep

“Depends on the child doesn’t it” - Kek Benjamin

Ancaps are pedos

@Nat come friend cuddle it's cold

I have my coconut milk latte and ginger bread slice

This morning is going swell

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posh

@Nat hell yeah

It's technically morning for me

I had an almond croissant and earl grey

I need to sleep

> morning

It's 10 already, you lazy fuck

Earl grey 🤢

I’m at work

It's 2am for me

I didn’t just wake up you mongo

i see. i must not know enough republicans to get it

I had gold leaf fish eggs with imported Japanese-Chinese fusion avocado toast

You’re just a pedo as well

I mean it was meant to be earl grey but I thought it was Darjeeling

@Nat avocado toast

Yes?

Peasant?

Imagine drinking anything other than Yorkshire tea

You wouldn't happen to live in California, would you?

Nat is posh as well as Pep

Yes

but I thought I was the posh one

this is a big F

You have to be when you own this many dragon dildos

This is why we need to revive the Sea Dragon Project

@Nat

I didn't eat this morning

Now I'm hungry

Hi

Why tag

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Forgot

Lmao