Message from @spooky ducc
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twice!
You need one bullet for each ass cheek.
its got ass in it twice cuz thats HAWT stuff
like a melted.. uh melted swiss cheese burger
with roasted caramelized onions
you can get that at a number of places
assassin, assassout
never a miscommunication
Assassination is a word that is derived from a drug lol
The first assassins smoked super weed
@spooky ducc Actually, it's a word derived from an old monastic order
or some Muslim dude
they weren't monks
Hashashin, I think?
And they got their name from the drug
So by extension the act is named for the drug they smonked
Which by CK2 Logic could cure cancer <:thunk:462282216467333140>
wooo oh yea
roasted swiss oh yea
>The term "assassin" likely has roots in "hashshāshīn" (hashish smokers or users), a mispronunciation of the original Asāsiyyūn
Just like how Genghis was mispronounced
the ones who smomk the hash
and that's why we call him Genghis, instead of Chinggis
yes hashashin indeed
They were high on hashish and opium
Also the reason people feared to fight them
cuts, punctures and broken bones just didn't seem to stop them
@spooky ducc https://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/12/where-did-the-word-assassin-come-from/
`Their grand master Hassan-i Sabbah tended to call his disciples Asāsiyyūn, (أساسيون, meaning "people who are faithful to the foundation [of the faith]"), but some foreign travellers like Marco Polo misunderstood the name as deriving from the term hashish.`
In other news my step grandmother makes the best fucking chili
Just the right kind of spicy but also sweet.
your butthole will remember that
...later...
<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>
I don't care im a country boy at heart
yee boi
Fun fact: humans can experience the burn of capsaicin so acutely on the way out is due to the fact that colon also has taste buds in it, which are the most succeptible sensors to capsaicin
🤠
In other bodily weirdness - there are also random taste buds scattered on elbows and knees
Though in very small amounts