If you can lift she'll be all over your dick

But

She can lift too

So dont worry lads your peepee isnt too heavy for her to handle <:coolgon:549370575701803019>

Wholesome

https://twitter.com/i/status/1199767107799572483

How to spaghetti

fuck you phone

@Uksio wrong

@Uksio

I will never get a gf. So I must lift

Sadly no girl is as into mussels as she is

It works tho

Steam and foam softens them up and I can push them in with a spatula

they soften up much faster when I lay them in such spiral

This week on "Life hacks everyone has known for a few generations"

Who came up with that retarded love meter?

“Yeah if you don’t lose your virginity at 16 you’re a incel”

Is the mentality of a whore lmao

Tht's the joke

At least i think so

ok incel

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I have face but i must cringe

at least he was not retarded enough to sue for damages

Stand strong king, youll find your dream girl eventually @distinkcouch

https://youtu.be/viGTqLeVACY

adowable chonk

Thanks Kanye, very cute!

https://youtu.be/7FJ9aN7e7KI

Occasional big tiddies are good, but this plague is getting ridiculous.