So this lass likes big gym chads

If you can lift she'll be all over your dick

But

She can lift too

So dont worry lads your peepee isnt too heavy for her to handle <:coolgon:549370575701803019>

Wholesome

https://twitter.com/i/status/1199767107799572483

How to spaghetti

fuck you phone

@Uksio wrong

@Uksio

I will never get a gf. So I must lift

Sadly no girl is as into mussels as she is

It works tho

Steam and foam softens them up and I can push them in with a spatula

they soften up much faster when I lay them in such spiral

This week on "Life hacks everyone has known for a few generations"

Who came up with that retarded love meter?

“Yeah if you don’t lose your virginity at 16 you’re a incel”

Is the mentality of a whore lmao

Tht's the joke

At least i think so

ok incel

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

I have face but i must cringe

at least he was not retarded enough to sue for damages

Stand strong king, youll find your dream girl eventually @distinkcouch

https://youtu.be/viGTqLeVACY

adowable chonk

Thanks Kanye, very cute!

https://youtu.be/7FJ9aN7e7KI