Not hard to join the dots

Yes, that maybe. But it's not an issue with the politics. It's purely down to partisan papers that hate whatever the other side does because it's the other side. But again, one was about the living wage, the other doesn't seem to have been. However, the one about the living wage is misworded and misleading until Boris' quote.

I'd like to know what age bracket Labour plans to raise the minimum wage for. Is it for all age brackets apart from the living wage? Or is it raising everything to the same minimum. Haven't read the article, but if it is, that's a ridiculous proposal and will lead to the loss of jobs, hiking in prices etc.

But if its just raising the living wage and allowing the other wages to naturally rise with inflation, then its partisan news papers and not the issue of politics.

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1193825534091939842

Ayy

Scrabing by the skin of our teeth. The ideal British way. <:smugon:512048583806025739>

https://twitter.com/3BodyProblem/status/1193233012898631684?s=20

when big brother in the sky gives you the thumbs up

https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/1193818925986963458?s=20

Even the bbc are getting shit

Smh

“Sorry can’t find the footage from yesterday, but I have this footage from 3 years ago primed and ready! It’s just a coincident that the footage from yesterday is embarrassing for Boris”

They’ve always been shit

but we're gonna do it anyway! https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1193679911342477312?s=20

Eliminate brexiteer genes

The BBC won't have done it to cover up Boris.

Leave babies alone

WHITE GENOCIDE TIME MUDDAFUCKAS

What's this fascination with trying to create something genetically perfect. Fuck that.

see some people say "oh gattaca" ... but in that film they didnt let some people do certain jobs based on DNA.... but with CRISPr they can just change that 😛

YOURE BEING REPLACED

Shut up, you're 14.

Gay whiteys 😱

TFW no genetics to give you a prehensile pp

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Genetics wont mean anything if you're called Melvin

wait.. all rape is done by men... so just CRISPr all the men so they have no PP

Alistair is the best name tbh

That ain’t even my name just a good one

You have to have a big penis rape someone

Think about it, if it’s small it would be way harder to pull off

That’s why I’m not a rapist

"Nor would it make sense to sequence children at birth then wait until they are 18 to give the results. In the intervening years, DNA sequencing is bound to become cheaper and more powerful. “It would make more sense to offer it to every 18-year-old,” says Martin Brunet, a family doctor in Surrey, UK"

free DNA samples! on the governments dime!

#MutantLivesMatter

the gov should also offer a free alexa style product! free wiretap!

Wait, I had a boomer meme for that

Shut up boomer

To make kids more gender neutral and to remove the horrifying name of firefighter from the youth's mouse, Sam shall no longer be called Fireman Sam, but instead Ironing Sam. Rather than fire fighting, he shall be working in a laundrette and will be ironing customer's clothes.

and just in case you get lost... free tracking device!