Message from @Mavalance

Discord ID: 643530813471719435


2019-11-11 19:13:08 UTC  

There should be maximum population density limits in place through 99% of the landmass

2019-11-11 19:13:37 UTC  

When my dad was burgled, they found a machete on his window ledge, and the bloke up the road came to speak to him. He said he knew who burgled him and would be able to prevent it in the future.

2019-11-11 19:13:59 UTC  

When the police found out who it was, the guy from up the road came back and said that the bloke who did it would be walking with a limp for the rest of his life.

2019-11-11 19:14:00 UTC  

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-11-11 19:14:46 UTC  

Where my dad grew up, they used to go out and not lock their doors

2019-11-11 19:15:16 UTC  

I used to ride around the square in the middle on a mini moto when I was nine

2019-11-11 19:15:37 UTC  

I bet everyone used to love that

2019-11-11 19:16:23 UTC  

Well, my dad was fixing one up for his mate, so I flew around on it to test it when he was done fiddling it

2019-11-11 19:17:27 UTC  

Little red Suzuki GSXR replica

2019-11-11 19:18:01 UTC  

My sister is several years older than me, so when her friend came around on her new 50cc moped, she dared me to ride it thinking i wouldn't

2019-11-11 19:18:27 UTC  

I crashed my moped twice.

2019-11-11 19:18:41 UTC  

Once into the back of a car and another time, I slid into the main road

2019-11-11 19:19:14 UTC  

Fell off a bike into a rose bush once

2019-11-11 19:19:38 UTC  

so?

2019-11-11 19:19:43 UTC  

Had to have emergency tetenus shots 🙂

2019-11-11 19:19:54 UTC  

teten......what?

2019-11-11 19:20:20 UTC  

It's a shot you have to avoid getting a nasty infection from rats and your mom

2019-11-11 19:20:44 UTC  

Oh

2019-11-11 19:20:50 UTC  

Get them at school too

2019-11-11 19:21:06 UTC  

well its good one of those things won't have to spread it no more

2019-11-11 19:21:42 UTC  

injections are fun

2019-11-11 19:21:43 UTC  

Getting shots at school was the biggest test to see if you were a pussy or not

2019-11-11 19:21:44 UTC  

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-11-11 19:21:54 UTC  

I had mine done last year

2019-11-11 19:21:58 UTC  

i liked it

2019-11-11 19:22:27 UTC  

They're not even bad

2019-11-11 19:22:38 UTC  

just dont be a pussy

2019-11-11 19:22:43 UTC  

Easy peezy

2019-11-11 19:23:03 UTC  

Having a camera down your throat isn't fun

2019-11-11 19:23:12 UTC  

I know, but there are people who are deathly afraid of needles.

2019-11-11 19:23:23 UTC  

So we'd mock those who were and terrify them too

2019-11-11 19:24:35 UTC  

They used to give girls some funky jab that involved a dozen needles in a ring - i'd have blanched at that, but regular injections are easy

2019-11-11 19:24:49 UTC  

Still do

2019-11-11 19:25:08 UTC  

Didn't have to get a BCSG or whatever it was in year 7 though

2019-11-11 19:25:10 UTC  

Maybe young people are just more sensitive to such things

2019-11-11 19:25:17 UTC  

they stopped it a couple years before i got to secondary

2019-11-11 19:25:36 UTC  

I didn't have any jabs at school

2019-11-11 19:25:40 UTC  

most people are afraid of ze doctor

2019-11-11 19:25:42 UTC  

Wasn't school's job

2019-11-11 19:26:22 UTC  

I did. The were't mandatory, though. It was just a way of distribution of them easier.

2019-11-11 19:30:41 UTC  

at least I dont' remember them being mandatory