I feel like if a watermelon's seeds actually spelt that out though that'd just be proof there is a God

And that he's a fellow Shitposter

Which would be great <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

I'd prefer a seedless melon, frankly

nothing but lovely red fruit

Karen you fool you cant keep me trapped in Discord forever!
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Do you guys ever wonder how the people in Ninjago (Ninjagoans? Ninjagoi?) reproduce? Apparently they're humans in Lego form....so does that mean they have Lego dicks and Lego pussies? If so, do they have Lego orgies? Are there some kinky-ass citizens of Ninjago? Is there a Ninjago BDSM scene? Are there pedophiles in Ninjago? Is there a version of Chris Hansen in Ninjago? Are there Epstein-like sex rings in Ninjago? Are there news sites that gloss over those sex rings? Are there prostitutes in Ninjago? Are there laws CONCERNING prostitutes in Ninjago? Are there sex cults in Ninjago? Is it even POSSIBLE to lewd the Ninjago characters?

Unsure if anyone will get that

LORE YOU ARE NOT FUNNY

I am 100% funny

@livid_scrooge He's 100% funnier than you.

I’m so sorry alastor please forgive me

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck it is technically possibly to lewd anything, hence R34

Is he though @Goodwood of Dank™

Yes

Yes.

@livid_scrooge Don't fuck your cat.

I concur. Fucking cats is illegal

It is not the legality that I find a problem

It's the mortal harm to the cat.

If change law is fine lol

I do not fuck my cat

Good.

Then you obey orders.

GOOD!

Ok I see what you fucks are doing now

Typing

More like smashing.

Tell the asshole orchestrating MY harassment online that I AM COMING FOR HIM

Her. And sure.

It is your cat

Meow.

I am your cat on your other phone

Leave me alone

Thomas?

I wish I had a kitty cat.

I will not lick the mayonaise

You were always such a good cat