I’m so sorry alastor please forgive me

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck it is technically possibly to lewd anything, hence R34

Is he though @Goodwood of Dank™

Yes

Yes.

@livid_scrooge Don't fuck your cat.

I concur. Fucking cats is illegal

It is not the legality that I find a problem

It's the mortal harm to the cat.

If change law is fine lol

I do not fuck my cat

Good.

Then you obey orders.

GOOD!

Ok I see what you fucks are doing now

Typing

More like smashing.

Tell the asshole orchestrating MY harassment online that I AM COMING FOR HIM

Her. And sure.

It is your cat

Meow.

I am your cat on your other phone

Leave me alone

Thomas?

I wish I had a kitty cat.

I will not lick the mayonaise

You were always such a good cat

Cats have sandpaper tongues. You wouldn't want them licking your privates.

Its over

Wait. @livid_scrooge So you have a cat named Thomas. Do you also have a mouse named Gerald?

There are no mice in this establishment as far as I’m concerned

That doesn't mean there aren't any.

Far from it, in fact.

DOTTY IS SUCH A FAUYGGETTE

At least I can type bro

Kek.

He's got you there, Merlin.

I’ve had Merlin by the balls since day 1

Probably why he sounds so much like VEE

That doesn't actually disprove his claim…

Hahahaha.