Flat women are either illegal or not women, even pubescent girls have something

If they are short, I like to hold them and lift them up

You need to be on more channels.

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boogie flipped a table?

but he seemed so nice

The reaction to Gen 8 Pokemon right about now

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My jew card

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Who the fuck tagged me?

Twas I all along, Pippi Longstockings

I tagged you so we could go on an adventure

Into the girls bathroom

nah, not jail, we goin straight to flavortown <:LIZ:588678565235523595>

Estonia is poor, that's why

Fuck I could do with some shitty junk food right now

I have about 60p to last me a whole week.

I want a good burger rn.

I still have time to go to in n out if I leave now

But I’m warm

Idk

With some vintage cheddar T_T

I like to smoke my hamburgers for a hour with hickory and then add homemade bbq sauce with the works.

Nice. I want to buy a smoke gun thing.

We don't get those big smokers you yanks have over here

Order some icecream in a hotdog bun

I just use a barrel smoker.

But I’m going to make a smoke house in the back yard