one guy, they put bengay in his boxers while he was in the shower

I know Durham county team have a test every new player has to go through on their first actual match day. On the coach, you've got to strip naked and run up and down the middle of the bus while the others are trying to punch you in the dick. You can't cover your crotch otherwise you get a beating for being a pussy.

shit had to have BURNED like a motherfucker

Lmaooooooo

Never had that no

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Closest we had was on tour, had to run around a pool table naked whilst the team smacked you with the pool cue if you lost

in college rugby, after scoring the first touchdown of your career, you had to go streaking on campus

annon of course

Touchdown.

Rugby

Oof

yup; oof is right

couldn't do that shit these days

I mean the touchdown and not the try

Lol

streaking on campus but because we wanted to?

Cricket was far more civilised. I say after I got my nose broken by trying to steal a Freddo off someone and they hit me with they cricket bat in the face. <:smugon:512048583806025739>

cricket is also far more gay by definition

Cricket is fun tbh

Pretty sure cricket doesn’t have “gay” in its definition

I've been hit in the crotch by a ball being bowled at 75mph

try being hit with a frozen hockey puck at that speed

of faster

Wasn't wearing my box, and it hit just on my inner thigh

British is an anagram for gay, you're just dyslexic.

damn ripped the finger nails off my entire right hand against the boards once

I mean I did used to play rugby, and when it got frozen outside, the grass was like sliding on knives.

hand got caught between the boards and my stick while in a skuffle along the corner boards

But if we're seriously getting into a pissing contest

yeah, rugby is no joke. you loose teeth and see limbs bend in ways they aren't supposed to bend

ice hockey is alittle more civilized

only alittle

ice hockey teaches you agility; american football? well, i don't care how fast that 5'5 running back comes at me

I've lost 40lb+ yet my legs have barely lost any size <:powerful:595334910764515338>

he's going to be turned into a rag-doll, like a car hitting a wall

Yeah AFL is still better

Afl is weird

Why have our ex colonies invented some weird versions of football

Better**

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