Message from @PureEvilPie

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2019-11-07 10:54:54 UTC  

And then they ran a train on you

2019-11-07 10:54:55 UTC  

well, you got off lightly compared to everyone who is a boomer

2019-11-07 10:54:59 UTC  

And others worse lol

2019-11-07 10:55:08 UTC  

They where too scared he'd actually enjoy it

2019-11-07 10:55:13 UTC  

^^

2019-11-07 10:55:15 UTC  

I just got my towel stolen so I had to dry with my fresh clothes

2019-11-07 10:55:22 UTC  

Never anything more tbh

2019-11-07 10:55:26 UTC  

that is the problem with disciplining the gay

2019-11-07 10:55:29 UTC  

Depends on the team ofc

2019-11-07 10:55:36 UTC  

My team was in the midlands

2019-11-07 10:55:42 UTC  

And midlands is full of degenerates

2019-11-07 10:55:49 UTC  

and nutters

2019-11-07 10:55:57 UTC  

hell, we did alot more painful shit to freshman than that

2019-11-07 10:56:02 UTC  

"the entire team fucked him in his ass in the locker room because he is gay" proper hazing.

2019-11-07 10:56:15 UTC  

one guy, they put bengay in his boxers while he was in the shower

2019-11-07 10:56:30 UTC  

I know Durham county team have a test every new player has to go through on their first actual match day. On the coach, you've got to strip naked and run up and down the middle of the bus while the others are trying to punch you in the dick. You can't cover your crotch otherwise you get a beating for being a pussy.

2019-11-07 10:56:35 UTC  

shit had to have BURNED like a motherfucker

2019-11-07 10:56:42 UTC  

Lmaooooooo

2019-11-07 10:56:48 UTC  

Never had that no

2019-11-07 10:57:19 UTC  

Closest we had was on tour, had to run around a pool table naked whilst the team smacked you with the pool cue if you lost

2019-11-07 10:57:32 UTC  

in college rugby, after scoring the first touchdown of your career, you had to go streaking on campus

2019-11-07 10:57:35 UTC  

annon of course

2019-11-07 10:57:40 UTC  

Touchdown.

2019-11-07 10:57:42 UTC  

Rugby

2019-11-07 10:57:45 UTC  

Oof

2019-11-07 10:57:56 UTC  

yup; oof is right

2019-11-07 10:58:21 UTC  

couldn't do that shit these days

2019-11-07 10:58:32 UTC  

I mean the touchdown and not the try

2019-11-07 10:58:33 UTC  

Lol

2019-11-07 10:58:33 UTC  

streaking on campus but because we wanted to?

2019-11-07 10:58:38 UTC  

Cricket was far more civilised. I say after I got my nose broken by trying to steal a Freddo off someone and they hit me with they cricket bat in the face. <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-11-07 10:58:55 UTC  

cricket is also far more gay by definition

2019-11-07 10:59:02 UTC  

Cricket is fun tbh

2019-11-07 10:59:16 UTC  

Pretty sure cricket doesn’t have “gay” in its definition

2019-11-07 10:59:20 UTC  

I've been hit in the crotch by a ball being bowled at 75mph

2019-11-07 10:59:44 UTC  

try being hit with a frozen hockey puck at that speed

2019-11-07 10:59:53 UTC  

of faster

2019-11-07 10:59:55 UTC  

Wasn't wearing my box, and it hit just on my inner thigh

2019-11-07 10:59:59 UTC  

British is an anagram for gay, you're just dyslexic.

2019-11-07 11:00:12 UTC  

damn ripped the finger nails off my entire right hand against the boards once