Oof

yup; oof is right

couldn't do that shit these days

I mean the touchdown and not the try

Lol

streaking on campus but because we wanted to?

Cricket was far more civilised. I say after I got my nose broken by trying to steal a Freddo off someone and they hit me with they cricket bat in the face. <:smugon:512048583806025739>

cricket is also far more gay by definition

Cricket is fun tbh

Pretty sure cricket doesn’t have “gay” in its definition

I've been hit in the crotch by a ball being bowled at 75mph

try being hit with a frozen hockey puck at that speed

of faster

Wasn't wearing my box, and it hit just on my inner thigh

British is an anagram for gay, you're just dyslexic.

damn ripped the finger nails off my entire right hand against the boards once

I mean I did used to play rugby, and when it got frozen outside, the grass was like sliding on knives.

hand got caught between the boards and my stick while in a skuffle along the corner boards

But if we're seriously getting into a pissing contest

yeah, rugby is no joke. you loose teeth and see limbs bend in ways they aren't supposed to bend

ice hockey is alittle more civilized

only alittle

ice hockey teaches you agility; american football? well, i don't care how fast that 5'5 running back comes at me

I've lost 40lb+ yet my legs have barely lost any size <:powerful:595334910764515338>

he's going to be turned into a rag-doll, like a car hitting a wall

Yeah AFL is still better

Afl is weird

Why have our ex colonies invented some weird versions of football

Better**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1aU0hz5Tf8

Check that shit out

Fkn smashed

I do love these highlight/complication videos

What the actual fuck

That's gnarly

Fknnnn *smassshhheddd* cunt

Brain damage is part and parcel of AU football
- Sadiq Khan 2019

It happens. I'd say its more of an issue with rugby and american foosball.

Aussie rules football they just tend to fuck their bodies over more.

Season to season the amount of injuries is fkn nuts.

This is the list of injuries at the end of round 23, the final round of the season.