I wanna see if she's a hot 26, or a 26-that-looks-40

https://tenor.com/uMkT.gif

(Also, got dragged for a second from my purgatory for a business call. It was for a rather sweet reason, to be fair. My offsite technical advisor was seeing about the appropriate time his particular piece would be that he might have the time to go play in the snow with his kid.)

@Samaritan™ dibs on the twink

So, while we can't tell how old livid's mom is with any accuracy, can we figure out how old her butthole is? It's been aged well past her.

@Samaritan™ Welcome, dude.

You're little brother is gonna look like me @livid_scrooge

cool @Laucivol

So we make fun of people now

yes

Is that what we do here

we do

"Now." "people."

https://youtu.be/ZR5XGTpophI

it really do be like that

all you guys should have been named 'Sue' IMO

Commentary on trans suicide @ManAnimal

lol

Oof. I find it hard to disagree, MA.

God, I just had a really fucked-up idea. What if Livid's actually like....20

lol

<:tiptip:462282246695419934>

I read an article about how some dude started puberty at the age of 2

but that was a DUDE

yes, livid is actually 20 something

That would explain his mom's really short birth canal.

the youngest mother that we know of is like...8

I enjoy the ramble at the end of the song, though.

Shut up lore we're going down a dark path

from a South American country

don't believe everything you read

Livid's mom is setting records!

Youngest birth

Livid lies about everything

@Cryosite Interested in becoming an OB/GYN?

soon-to-be largest gangbang <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

Livid's mom is like a NASCAR: Burns 4 rubbers an hour!

@Goodwood of Dank™ No, I like healthy vaginas.

Eh, early onset puberty happens.. but that doesn't undermine the need for a generalized age of majority. >.>

@ManAnimal Shit, that's pretty good <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

That time you want to poke arch with a reddit post but most likely shouldn't cause he most likely gets 15 million dms lol