Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 643925600951599124


2019-11-12 21:28:57 UTC  

sounds bout right

2019-11-12 21:29:01 UTC  

he lied

2019-11-12 21:29:06 UTC  

nah, doubt it

2019-11-12 21:29:08 UTC  

Can we move on from this discussion

2019-11-12 21:29:12 UTC  
2019-11-12 21:29:13 UTC  

livid is broken child

2019-11-12 21:29:14 UTC  
2019-11-12 21:29:19 UTC  

not until you give me a pic of your mom, Livid

2019-11-12 21:29:24 UTC  

Yeah and I'm going to break his mom

2019-11-12 21:29:29 UTC  

I wanna see if she's a hot 26, or a 26-that-looks-40

2019-11-12 21:29:37 UTC  
2019-11-12 21:29:42 UTC  

(Also, got dragged for a second from my purgatory for a business call. It was for a rather sweet reason, to be fair. My offsite technical advisor was seeing about the appropriate time his particular piece would be that he might have the time to go play in the snow with his kid.)

2019-11-12 21:29:42 UTC  

@Samaritan™ dibs on the twink

2019-11-12 21:29:48 UTC  

So, while we can't tell how old livid's mom is with any accuracy, can we figure out how old her butthole is? It's been aged well past her.

2019-11-12 21:29:50 UTC  

@Samaritan™ Welcome, dude.

2019-11-12 21:29:57 UTC  

You're little brother is gonna look like me @livid_scrooge

2019-11-12 21:30:04 UTC  
2019-11-12 21:30:20 UTC  

So we make fun of people now

2019-11-12 21:30:25 UTC  

yes

2019-11-12 21:30:26 UTC  

Is that what we do here

2019-11-12 21:30:26 UTC  

we do

2019-11-12 21:30:30 UTC  

"Now." "people."

2019-11-12 21:30:32 UTC  
2019-11-12 21:30:33 UTC  

it really do be like that

2019-11-12 21:30:46 UTC  

all you guys should have been named 'Sue' IMO

2019-11-12 21:30:52 UTC  

Commentary on trans suicide @ManAnimal

2019-11-12 21:30:53 UTC  

lol

2019-11-12 21:31:01 UTC  

Oof. I find it hard to disagree, MA.

2019-11-12 21:31:01 UTC  

God, I just had a really fucked-up idea. What if Livid's actually like....20

2019-11-12 21:31:08 UTC  

lol

2019-11-12 21:31:13 UTC  

<:tiptip:462282246695419934>

2019-11-12 21:31:22 UTC  

I read an article about how some dude started puberty at the age of 2

2019-11-12 21:31:27 UTC  

but that was a DUDE

2019-11-12 21:31:32 UTC  

yes, livid is actually 20 something

2019-11-12 21:31:34 UTC  

That would explain his mom's really short birth canal.

2019-11-12 21:31:37 UTC  

the youngest mother that we know of is like...8

2019-11-12 21:31:38 UTC  

I enjoy the ramble at the end of the song, though.

2019-11-12 21:31:42 UTC  

Shut up lore we're going down a dark path

2019-11-12 21:31:44 UTC  

from a South American country

2019-11-12 21:31:46 UTC  

don't believe everything you read

2019-11-12 21:31:52 UTC  

Livid's mom is setting records!