Mommy state

Yeah, but is it _Munchausen syndrome by proxy_ mommy state.

13% doing 50% of things

<:Joker1:642317187985702912>

racism

I like

TFW you need to send an amazon giftcard to someone. You make an account, log in, switch account currency to eur, but the giftcard is in fucking dollars. Why? Because you signed in through the .com site and so it thinks you're a fucking burger.
Then it conveniently logs you out when you try to figure out the regions. There's Germany and Spain there anyway. You log back in. Go to the orders. The giftcard has disappeared. You go through the tabs, nothing there, it manages to misdirect you into another part of the setting. Click back on orders. It wants password again, so you give it your password.
*Suspicious activity detected* so the account is now on manual review.

What a fucking trashfire of a site

Ok brony

Okay brony

ok pedo

(not you loremaster, you're just an innocent casualty)

Citation needed

Accusation shall suffice as citation, fuck-boy.

Morning boiis, ready for that 16 hour shift?

Ok cat fucker

I don't like this.

No. Though that's tomorrow morning/evening for me. @SufferBuddy

@Laucivol I meant 16 hour. <:why:462286147473637407>

Sufferbuddy......

I'm stalling to get out of the house to get on the flight. >.>

Yes? @livid_scrooge

Hey......

Hi. <:pepecozy:562718696624226314>

I literally stay at the hotel last night, because I was too tired to go home. <:why:462286147473637407>

One minute 'til I need to get off my lazy ass and get moving. >.<;

Go now @Laucivol

That was the end of the minute, so I do as planned.

https://twitter.com/GroyperHighland/status/1196403839768944641

for people in the UK ^

information on Turning Point UK branch

Morning Groypkay.

morning mate

How have you been?

i've been alright

Good. 🙂

I noticed this weird thing recently. Every time I learn about a word I haven't heard of or ever seen used, I see it used RIGHT AFTER I learn it in a completely unrelated situation

I just looked up the meaning of hemorroids and right after that I see someone using that word in a YT comment

And it isn't just 1 case, it's EVERY SINGLE TIME

Well stop learning, problem solved.