Keep it a secret then <:KEK:357727991205199874>

Just simplify taxation

It is pretty simple really

Simplify taxation and welfare - it's the complication that allows the grey areas where dodginess, illegality, and problems grow

For most people

If you've ever had to try and sort out welfare for people, you'd find it's very not-simple

Last time I had to file taxes, it was needlessly complicated

Even income tax is way too complicated

National Insurance

Why do we even bother? Just have one fucking tax

@Eccles "Just have one fucking tax" Amen brother.

https://www.cityam.com/centrist-tories-reassured-over-no-deal-brexit-after-downing-street-meeting/

> Johnson also reiterated his pledge not to form an alliance with Nigel Farage’s Brexit Party.

Yet i'm a doomer for not being optomistic?

new evidence suggests optimistic people live longer

I doubt it

They won't be optomistic when their optomisim is proven wrong

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/08/190826150700.htm

Optimistic people are just going to be let down more

At least pessimists have already prepared for the worst

"It is unclear how exactly optimism helps people attain longer life. "Other research suggests that more optimistic people may be able to regulate emotions and behavior as well as bounce back from stressors and difficulties more effectively,""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yHzljBF6zk
I hope Farage's video titles eventually become "NIGEL FARAGE SHOOTS UP THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT AND KILLS REMOANERS WITH FACTS AND LOGIC"

farage does not hold back in that video

Probably about as strong a language as he's allowed to use

i think he crossed their line

What line?

strength of language

Nope

they got pissy when he said that they EU were like a mafia

lol

it would have been nice to see their response after he said this

https://twitter.com/bywirenews/status/1181971393841369088

Like what?

NI joins southern ireland probably

That is their right

But it won't happen here and now

i think even if Boris let them annex NI, they would still say the deal is unworkable and ask for more gibs or something

THe deal won't pass parliament, regardless

new deal, RoI becomes a devolved part of the UK with all its current right, plus seats in UK Parliament

border problem gone 😛

even better new deal, ROI is gifted the most fissionable parts of the united kingdom and the ashes are given to northern Ireland.