Message from @Samaritan
Discord ID: 634012966299238411
I was the personal machine gunner to a man tasked with redevelopment and reconstruction in Iraq
But I was his personal guide so if he strayed I got to go grab him and put him back on the path of safety before he got us attacked
Fuck I meet some interesting and varied people on here
@ClassicCityEnterprises how did you feel when Trimp pulled out?
Oh I’m pissed that he left
he left you too?
fuck
you dont need no man!
Y’all laugh now but I am thinking about taking the secretary of homeland security job
Trump never even called me
Dinald Trimp?
Dolon Drumpf
Colon Braap
He doesn’t trust anyone so I’m trying to say well shit you can trust me but also stop being dumb
Are you saying you speak to Trump
<:thinkgon:560211224923734026>
Athens is here to serve the homeland Mr Secretary.
just send the shekels
<:sarGOY:462286263622303754>
Tbh
Ok now here’s the cool part
I live in Athens already
Athens is ready, man, check it out. Athens is the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with Athens. Check it out! Hey Mr Secretary, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart memes, phase-plasma pulse rape, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, anti-semitism, semitism,
Who remembers which one or who can figure it?
All the clues you need are here plus I told y’all already
sharp sticks...
i can do smellz too
that was a stinker though, its not good representation of my spellz
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck yes
I am chad like that
@ClassicCityEnterprises your uni is gay
Errmmm
I mean, you’re equal-opportunity
Well they didn't let me in...
Ofc they didn’t
You’re a grown-ass man
And you like little kids a bit TOO much
*Raises eyebrow*
Rule 1:
Don’t fuck kids
Rule 2:
No, really, don’t fuck kids.
Rule 3:
If you’ve fucked a kid, or you’re thinking you’re *going* to fuck a kid, go to the police. They’ll know what to do with you.
Rule 4:
If you haven’t fucked a kid, and you’re sure you aren’t going to fuck a kid, but you *still* can’t stop thinking about fucking kids, go to a psychiatrist. They’ll know what to do with you.
Rule 5:
Don’t download, possess, share, sell or otherwise distribute pornography involving kids. Don’t encourage it’s use, for any purpose.
Rule 6:
Do not offer aid or encouragement to pedophiles other than giving them these rules. Do not show support, verbally or financially, to any pedophile rights organization, such as, but not limited to, NAMBLA or MAP and NOMAP groups etc.
Rule 7:
If you cannot follow these rules, try harder. If that fails, and you still can’t follow these rules then, as a last resort, seriously consider killing yourself.
Talk louder, get more money. It worked for Epstein until it stopped working.