@Samaritan asking that question is like asking me to open Pandora’s box lmao

Homosex

I knew it

Lmao ok fine

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I was the personal machine gunner to a man tasked with redevelopment and reconstruction in Iraq

But I was his personal guide so if he strayed I got to go grab him and put him back on the path of safety before he got us attacked

Fuck I meet some interesting and varied people on here

https://youtu.be/9TlBTPITo1I

@ClassicCityEnterprises how did you feel when Trimp pulled out?

Oh I’m pissed that he left

he left you too?

fuck

you dont need no man!

Y’all laugh now but I am thinking about taking the secretary of homeland security job

Trump never even called me

Dinald Trimp?

Dolon Drumpf

Colon Braap

He doesn’t trust anyone so I’m trying to say well shit you can trust me but also stop being dumb

Are you saying you speak to Trump

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Athens is here to serve the homeland Mr Secretary.

just send the shekels

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Upload 1 man one jar onto secretary of homelands securitys computer

Tbh

Ok now here’s the cool part

I live in Athens already

Athens is ready, man, check it out. Athens is the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with Athens. Check it out! Hey Mr Secretary, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart memes, phase-plasma pulse rape, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, anti-semitism, semitism,

Who remembers which one or who can figure it?

All the clues you need are here plus I told y’all already

sharp sticks...

i can do smellz too

that was a stinker though, its not good representation of my spellz

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck yes
I am chad like that

@ClassicCityEnterprises your uni is gay

Errmmm

I mean, you’re equal-opportunity

Well they didn't let me in...

Ofc they didn’t