Message from @Samaritan
Discord ID: 634012345538052098
even though @Danacrag likes underage boys and girls
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I have to make my own jobs lmao
What'd you do in the army
LMAO
@Samaritan asking that question is like asking me to open Pandora’s box lmao
Homosex
I knew it
Lmao ok fine
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I was the personal machine gunner to a man tasked with redevelopment and reconstruction in Iraq
But I was his personal guide so if he strayed I got to go grab him and put him back on the path of safety before he got us attacked
Fuck I meet some interesting and varied people on here
@ClassicCityEnterprises how did you feel when Trimp pulled out?
Oh I’m pissed that he left
he left you too?
fuck
you dont need no man!
Y’all laugh now but I am thinking about taking the secretary of homeland security job
Dinald Trimp?
Dolon Drumpf
Colon Braap
He doesn’t trust anyone so I’m trying to say well shit you can trust me but also stop being dumb
Are you saying you speak to Trump
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Athens is here to serve the homeland Mr Secretary.
just send the shekels
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Upload 1 man one jar onto secretary of homelands securitys computer
Tbh
Ok now here’s the cool part
I live in Athens already
Athens is ready, man, check it out. Athens is the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with Athens. Check it out! Hey Mr Secretary, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart memes, phase-plasma pulse rape, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, anti-semitism, semitism,
Who remembers which one or who can figure it?
All the clues you need are here plus I told y’all already
sharp sticks...
i can do smellz too
that was a stinker though, its not good representation of my spellz
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck yes
I am chad like that