I prefer the satisfaction of meeting the challenger eye to eye. All other security precautions only alert me to their presence.

OK yes he's insane or trolling

My only regret is that no one touches my things any more.

Do you sit on your porch at 3 AM with a shotgun and cigar in hand?

No. It's 2017.

Oh, do you have a shotgun and vape in hand then?

Nothing like that. Have you no imagination? I am drilled to respond to any alert on in a 15 metre radius within 5 seconds.

So you have an alarm system set up.

Yes, for my pleasure.

That happens if you are at a store?

Then the hunt begins.

Do you run out into the parklot, gun in hands and begin shooting random people near your car?

I don't live in the city, fam. If some abo is near my car, it's pretty obvious what he is up to.

abos are the ultimate egoists

I won't judge.

Chopin

Dante

Bogan

>I don't believe in private property, but given the social customs it may be an invitation for a scuffle.
implying this wouldn't exist in a state which had no private property

you mad?

it would be ten times worse

I hope so.

@ego_sum_jeffum I have not used that third one as a name. But I appreciate the thought.

*tips fedora*

good one m'anarchist

Stop being so boring.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt1W0F0yObg

Í'd tell you to stop being a pseud but I know you can't stop

I want to roll on meth with Gary Oldman

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@c.abalone how squishy are you?

kinda squishy

ooo

i didnt mean to type that there

sry

how old r u?

@c.abalone

im 31