lmao just call the police

How

the absolute state of western media

Knives are going to be illegal though

How would you get stabbed

Because everyone owns a fuckin knife

IT'S CALLED HAVING A KITCHEN

That can be changed

Oh god oh fuck

With regulations

oh god oh fuck

imagine not knowing what prison shanks are

you can stab someone with a fucking pointy stick

oh fuck oh geez oh piss oh shit

It’s not a perfect system but it’s the best we can have

**AHHHHH**

are we gonna have to ban sticks

Imagine wasting your police manpower to confiscate people's butter knives

There's some REALLY fucking dumb people here

privatize oxygen

So you're telling me

danny lets ban sticks

If I went to England right now

sticks are mean stabbing weapons

I wouldn't find any knives bleach or pointy items

@laurentia you know I can kill someone with a pillow

We gotta ban those too

Literally no one is saying that

YOU CAN STAB SOMEONE WITH A FUCKING SCREWDRIVER

You can kill people with your hands

Ban hands @Deleted User

Only construction workers should have screw drivers

You think regulations don’t exist

Also immigrant statistically commit way less crime than native populations

LMAO

Or can’t be enforced

BOY I USE SCREWDRIVERS

ok he's trolling

YOU NEED THEM

i refuse to believe he's not trolling